vendredi 18 août 2006

A funny take on Genesis 2

I just came across this newspaper clipping from several years ago:

One day, Adam told God he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

"This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you," announced God. "She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement."

"What will a woman like this cost?" asked Adam. "It'll cost you an arm and a leg," replied God. "Ouch," said Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history.

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